The Room - Drinking Game Edition



I think it's official that Tommy Wiseau's 2003 film 'The Room' is the official "Shit Cinema" title holder. There's no point even going over, everyone just has to experience it.

But, while doing so, try a drinking game that should go something along the lines of:

Drink any time anyone...
* Addresses anyone entering a scene with "Oh hi ......."
* Says that Lisa is beautiful
* Mentions the face Mark is Johnny's best friend or vice versa
* Any San Francisco scenery is shown
* Has a sex scene
* Anyone throws a football
* "cheep cheep cheep" moments

Sounds simple, but you'll be surprised.

Extra points/drinks/facepalms for:
* "I definitely have Cancer"
* "Oh hi doggy" (in fact that whole scene is just a masterpiece)
* "You are tearing me apart Lisa!"

Feel free to comment and add your own, or to really just reflect on the experience. I strongly advise everyone to follow it up with a YouTube search of Tommy Wiseau, as the level of his bizarre shit-ness just keeps getting better.

You're welcome.

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