Santa Claws
A Holiday Cat-astrophe With the festive season once again imminent, I decided to purchase a collection of Christmas-themed crap, this being one of them. Mostly because cats. So while gathered around on Christmas day, what better thing to do than talk to eachother but put on a film and gather round the television for another shit cinema masterpiece - Santa Claws. (Also just a few mins ago googling the title for the cover photo, it looks like there are a few other hideous looking movies with the exact same name - don't be confused. This is the christmas themed cat film, not the one with the murderous Santa or the weird looking porno version). The film begins with Santa putting out a 45" record for a girl under the tree, but he is alergic to cats and has a sneezing fit, shattering the record (along with all her Christmas hopes and dreams). She sneaks downstairs, managing to see Santa, and I don't know why, but this somehow ruins her belief in Christmas altogether. The b...